Saturday, August 21, 2010

Mayawati To Get Waxed (Yes! You heard it right) at Madame Tussauds!

UP CM Mayawati is all set to join the wax figures of the famed and famous at Madame Tussauds in Times Square, NY. The Indian Govt. is backing the initiative hoping against hope that this will help in gratifying her narcissistic hunger for statues and in stalling her dream project 'Ambedkar Samajik Parivartan Shodh Sansthan' a.k.a. My F@ k Buddies.

The curator of Tussauds Dr. D A Lit, raised a genuine concern stating, “Waxing the sizzling hot Mayawati, the one of a kind who can give Angelina Jolie a run for her mone
y, might turn out to be too hot for us to handle, resulting in the wax figurine getting melted. Thus we may stick with the old tried and tested method of publicly immortalizing her in stone/brass as seen on streets of Lucknow”. A crestfallen Mayawati was seen opening her un-waxed heart to the New York press saying, “I was so very excited of getting waxed and becoming the first Dalit woman to do so. But due to unforeseen circumstances, it might not happen and thus I might have to deal with my un-waxed body till they find a solution”.
Now that explains a lot about her dressing sense!

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